Who Belongs In This Country

Illegal immigration of Mexican immigrants is a contentious issue in the presidential race, with some calling for easier naturalization and others calling for a giant electrified wall, a moat, and a Mexican-eating dragon to patrol the border. A talking point of the candidates is that these immigrants are potentially dangerous and a threat to the…

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Crips and Bloods Forced To Accept Hipsters

It seems Martin Luther King Jr.’s dream has finally come true. Following a recent affirmative action lawsuit for racial discrimination, the infamous Crips and Bloods street gangs have been forced to accept white members. The move has created tension among the gangster community with some calling the legal ruling a form of gentrification. New gang…

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Interview with Jesús, Talking about Pope Francis

Pope Francis has been touring the United States, making headlines across the nation as he addresses Congress and meets with President Obama. Francis is a revolutionary spiritual leader who’s changing the face of Catholicism and has brought a more liberal stance on issues such as climate change, immigration, poverty, and homosexuality. The pope has a…

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