My New Post on Above Average!

The original post can be found here Forever 21 Opens “Forever 36” That Only Sells Sweatpants and Aspirin The popular retailer Forever 21 announced today that it will be opening a test-run of a new store concept called “Forever 36”; the store will sell only sweatpants and different brands of aspirin. “We really think it’ll…

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My New Post on AboveAverage!

Original post can be found here Newcomer To Heaven Trying To Think Of Cooler Death Than “Choking On Nut” 37-year-old deceased person Tyler Rodriguez was recently admitted into heaven, and his first order of business is to come up with a plausible way he could have died other than “choking on a nut.” “Maybe I…

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