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Forever 21 Opens “Forever 36” That Only Sells Sweatpants And Aspirin
Fox News Creates Diversity Program To Hire Underrepresented Brunettes
My Philosophy: Work Hard, Play Hard, Cha Cha Real Smooth
Cool? I Can Talk To Animals But All They Talk About Is Vaping
Newcomer To Heaven Trying To Think Of Better Death Than “Choking On Nut”
I Lost Everything In The Fire But At Least My Annoying Roommate Did Too
Kid Denied Ice Cream By Mom Starts Jumping On A LOT Of Cracks
New Untapped Oil Reserve Found On Faces Of America’s Teenagers
New Gov’t Program Puts Anyone Wearing Shorts In Winter Onto Watch-List
I Watched Anthony Bourdain And Now I Put Pepper Into My Progresso Soup
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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder And Other Reasons I Abandoned My Family!
Colored Printer In All-White Office Jams In Solidarity With #BlackLivesMatter
Changing Economy: BangBus Drivers Scared Of Losing Jobs To Self-Driving BangBuses
I Think I Invested Too Much Time Into Mastering The Recorder
Despite Dwindling Oxygen Supply, Astronauts Refuse to Return to Earth Until After Election
4 Genius Features Every Uber Rider Would Appreciate