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Newcomer To Heaven Trying To Think Of Cooler Death Than “Choking On Nut”
“Maybe I was fighting off two guys who were trying to mug this old lady and — no, that’s too much,” Rodriguez muttered to himself.
Everyone Rodriguez has met so far died from something un-embarrassing, such as tuberculosis, old age, or a skydiving accident. So far no one has asked him what he died of, but it’s only a matter of time.