“If I Don’t Make Eye Contact Then I Don’t Have To Give That Pregnant Woman My Seat”


First of all, there’s no 100% way to know she’s pregnant. Sure, her belly is completely out of proportion to her other limbs but I’m no doctor nor do I claim to be one. I’m accepting of all body types. But what if she’s pregnant? She’s not pregnant. Anyways, isn’t standing good for the baby? Wait, what baby? It’s all alleged. I think I missed my stop but I can’t look up now. Thank god I have this book. I haven’t read it in a while but suddenly the writing has become much more interesting. Ooh baby. I mean boy. What if it’s a boy? I mean oh man. I’m starting to sweat. Good thing I have a seat.