Republicans Are Bad Rappers

A Republican becoming a rapper would be like like Ben Carson running on the GOP ticket for president. No one would ever see it coming, it’s like a bad joke gone awry, and it leaves everyone sad and confused. The whole time Carson was running I expected Sacha Baron Cohen to unzip his Ben Carson suit in the…

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Apps For A Post-Trump America

Hello! We slaves staff here at the Trump House have heard rumors that the transition to the new regime has been difficult for some. While those who raised the rumors have been swiftly executed, we thought it would be a good idea to provide some guidance to you, the populace. We have created several apps…

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