Republican Pick Up Lines

The Republican Party is currently trying to capture the hearts of the American people. Hell, their debates have the appearance of some strange reality dating show. Yet being a part of the GOP isn’t traditionally viewed as the sexiest option in town. PR hasn’t been too favorable to the party this year so I’ve compiled a short…

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9 Benefits To Owning An Air Mattress

So, you’ve decided to buy an air mattress (or have been forced to due to economic necessity and/or poor life choices). Fantastic! There is a heavy stigma against air mattresses in our society. Some may say  that removal of such stigma is the great civil rights issue of our time and society (these people obviously…

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